Committed Two Cardinal Sins Today 

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/21/2018 at 14:54 • Filed to: None

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Put a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on my car (hey, it already had the Oppo sticker) and took a vertical photo of it. And yes, I’m of the opinion that bumper stickers on the window are more acceptable than ones actually on the bumper of a car. Also, new Saab badges! No more silver disc!

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DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 14:58

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Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 14:59

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I don’t consider a bumper sticker on glass a cardinal sin, because (A) it’s not factually a bumper sticker and (B) you put it somewhere you can scrape it off without damaging the car.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 14:59

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What’s the significance of SOLOMON?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > crowmolly
02/21/2018 at 15:00

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Other than being my first name, not much. Unless you count the bible dude.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:01

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Gotcha. Wasn’t sure if that was a coincidence or not.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:03

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Now you need some of these

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Takuro Spirit
02/21/2018 at 15:06

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I’ve seen these before:

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But I think I’ve only seen that pig one once. I don’t get it?


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:12

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I look down my nose at people who put bumper stickers on their paint. I’ve seen UV change the paint color in as little as a year. All the Goo Gone in the world can’t fix that.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:16

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Subaru’s rally team was sponsored by a Japanese magazine and the pig was thier logo. So naturally it became the cool thing to do, sticking them on Subarus.

http://www.dirally.com/forums/showthread.php?3701-Rally-Pig-origins


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/21/2018 at 15:18

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This. My Oppo sticker is on my backlight (“rear window”).


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often
02/21/2018 at 15:20

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...which is why it’s okay to have bumper stickers if you’re kicking it old-school and have a chrome bumper. Chemical resistance, no fade, impervious to damage from plastic scrapers.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/21/2018 at 15:23

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There are so many reasons chrome is superior. My wife’s van bumper tells a lot of really boring stories with its scratches and gouges everywhere.

Hey wait, maybe I should put some bumper stickers over the blemishes!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:27

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Only 1 cardinal sin - the sticker is cool, and putting it on glass >> putting it on the paint.

Dat portrait pic though...


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > WilliamsSW
02/21/2018 at 15:29

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My excuse for that would be that it was a Snapchat


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:34

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Wait, so you were filming video* in portrait mode? Ban!

* I’ll turn 50 next week, so I’m probably wrong about Snapchat so whatever :)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > WilliamsSW
02/21/2018 at 15:35

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You can do pictures or video with snapchat, I was doing the former


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:36

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Bah - now get off my lawn!!


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
02/21/2018 at 15:38

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that settles it, absolved of 1 of 2 sins. For the other, it’s snapchat, so “eh”.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 15:52

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Not hating, but a counterpoint: Do you really want to make your car a potential trigger for some asshole looking to prove you wrong?

I can just picture a random mean-spirited drunk passer-by reading that and proclaiming “oh yeah!?” before somehow damaging your car... and that’s just based on a response to the text, nevermind any rainbow related prejudices.

I mean, I’d hope not, but society kinda sucks sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > LOREM IPSUM
02/21/2018 at 15:54

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I had thought about that, but I decided to go for it anyways.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 16:00

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We shall hope for the best!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 16:09

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I applied this sticker to a side window of my wife’s 5-door Subaru.

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Now when we’re on the highway and someone on the right side of us does something stupid, she’s like, “DIDN’T THEY SEE THE PEACE STICKER????”


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 16:18

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Good on ya friend.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > LOREM IPSUM
02/21/2018 at 17:38

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This is my only reason for not having a bumper sticker of any sort. Just the cardinal rule of: “Don’t be a target”

I know I judge the hell out of people with TRUMP stickers in the same way that person would probably judge me for a FEEL THE BERN sticker. But while I know I am not going to do something about it, who knows what that psychopath might do when roles are reversed.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/21/2018 at 17:41

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There is no issue with Portrait PHOTOS. It is Portrait VIDEOS that are the bane of human existence. This is ESPECIALLY true of any video shown on the news. It is ALWAYS a god damn portrait video and pisses me off to no end. Fucking iphone users usually since that is the thing to do.

Honestly I wish phone cameras recorded video in landscape regardless of how you hold the phone, that would solve that problem.


Kinja'd!!! average user > LOREM IPSUM
02/21/2018 at 18:31

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I have an HRC sticker on my car. I insist on it.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
02/21/2018 at 22:03

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Yeah fuck all that. I don’t even put sports team logos on my car for that reason. People are fuckin dumb and if you come across this person messing with your car and crack their skull open you become the criminal. Shit is ass backwards here.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Textured Soy Protein
02/21/2018 at 22:04

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Lmao!